Jelly Bean Horse

I wish

there was an animal that looked and had the material properties of a jellybean. I wish it could float, but not too high, and if there were too many ants around, they could murder the jellybean horse. Jelly bean horse wouldn’t have a face, just like jellybean, and people could buy domesticated jellybeans horses for labor or play based on their flavors. Harry Potter jellybean horses would be way more expensive since the breed is far beyond the typical jellybean horse flavor. Jellybean horses wouldn’t make animal sounds, but they would, in showing emotion, emit sugar just in the same way sweat emerges from a persons body. However, the sugar would be emitted from all over the jellybean horse, not just where human and animal sweat glands typically lie.

I need to wash my hair.

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